i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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