So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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