Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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