the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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