whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just had sex on a roof
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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