Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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