I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
