Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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