I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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