I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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