Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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