god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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