Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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