We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Gay?
German.
Pity.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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