So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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