I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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