I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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