They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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