butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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