my mouth tastes like poor choices
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I can't put those talents on a resume
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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