Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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