Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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