as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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