you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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