I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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