so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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