Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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