I wanna passion pit in your ass
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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