He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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