I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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