dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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