i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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