hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
i think my cat just said my name.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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