He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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