I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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