we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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