"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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