white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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