What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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