she looked like the before picture.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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