so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Just invented taco cereal.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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