she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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