Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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