so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
the gays at disneyland are vicious
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Randomize
