Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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