You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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