So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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