The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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