i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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