i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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